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Mark Twain Quote - I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.

Mark Twain Quote - I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.

I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.

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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
MARK TWAIN

Deep Healing Lost Mind Missing One Liner

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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
MARK TWAIN

Advice Angry One Liner Patience Swear
Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
MARK TWAIN

Education Knowledge Learning
Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
MARK TWAIN

Blind Deaf Hear Inspirational Kindness Language
What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
MARK TWAIN

Create Disappointment Father Heaven Humour Man Monkey
When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
MARK TWAIN

Brain Fish Heart Love Romance
There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
MARK TWAIN

Comedy Drama Impossible Interesting Life Tragedy
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
MARK TWAIN

Country Deserve Government Help Patriotism Support
Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
MARK TWAIN

Animal Cruel Man Pain Pleasure
A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
MARK TWAIN

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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
MARK TWAIN

Convince Fools People Reality
Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
MARK TWAIN

Cease Exist Illusion Life Live
Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
MARK TWAIN

Combination Happiness Impossible One Liner Sanity
There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
MARK TWAIN

Humour Man Savage World
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
MARK TWAIN

Forgiveness Gragnance Heel Peace Wisdom
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
MARK TWAIN

Majority Reform Time Wisdom Yourself
The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
MARK TWAIN

Dog Dreamss Gentleman Heaven Hope Man One Liner
Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
MARK TWAIN

Emotion Inspirational One Liner Sincere
The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
MARK TWAIN

Death Die Fear Inspirational Life Live Man Prepare Time Travel
I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
MARK TWAIN

Healing Inspirational Life One Liner Trouble Worry
It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
MARK TWAIN

Deserve Honor Wisdom
The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
MARK TWAIN

Effective Happiness Human Laughter Race Reality Weapon
If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
MARK TWAIN

Information Media Newspaper
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
MARK TWAIN

Bank Banker Fellow Lend Rain Shine Sun Sunshine Umbrella
I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
MARK TWAIN

Finding Hate Humour People Travel
It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
MARK TWAIN

Appearance Doubt Humour Mouth Remove Stupidity
Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
MARK TWAIN

Certain Education Ignorance Miserable Path

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