Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
MARK TWAINI didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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