Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
MARK TWAINThe two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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