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Mark Twain Quote - The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.

The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.

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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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