I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
MARK TWAINThe human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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