Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
MARK TWAINThe right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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