The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
MARK TWAINThe best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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