A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
MARK TWAINI haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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