Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
MARK TWAINI haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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