All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
MARK TWAIN
I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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