Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
MARK TWAINIf voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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