The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
MARK TWAINIf voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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