Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
MARK TWAINIf voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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