All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
MARK TWAINGiving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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