I’m as poor as a church mouse, that’s just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese.
ROWAN ATKINSONI have always worried about things more than I should.
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I would return to the Blackadder character if the opportunity came up. I have no qualms about that at all.
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I have a problem with Porsches. They’re wonderful cars, but I know I could never live with one.
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Mr. Bean had a very good chance of being successful and long-running.
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I want to express myself in a different way. I have a performing inclination.
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Lord, thy one-liners are as good as thy tricks. Thou art indeed an all-round family entertainer.
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What is wrong with inciting intense dislike of a religion if the activities or teachings of that religion are so outrageous, irrational or abusive of human rights that they deserve to be intensely disliked?
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Marketing is what gets you noticed, and that side of it something – this side of it, if you like, doing interviews – is the side of it that I least enjoy, and yet is 50% of the project.
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I mean I can do it when I’m very relaxed, and with good friends, then I think I can be amusing.
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We must be allowed to insult each other.
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People think because I can make them laugh on the stage, I’ll be able to make them laugh in person. That isn’t the case at all. I am essentially a rather quiet, dull person who just happens to be a performer.
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I consider myself more of a visual comedian than a physical one.
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I have always regarded Mr. Bean as a timeless, ageless character, and I would rather he be remembered as a character mostly in his 30s and 40s.
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Don’t get too much emotionally attached to anyone.
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Apart from the fact that your physical ability starts to decline, I also think someone in their fifties being childlike becomes a little sad. You’ve got to be careful.
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Look, if I’d wanted a lecture on the rights of man, I’d have gone to bed with Martin Luther.
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I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and discovering there’s a gas bill tied to it.
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The one thing I would never wish it to be thought is that you play serious roles in order to achieve some sort of respectability which you can’t if you’re playing comedic roles.
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Birthday meant to be another year to be Fabulous.
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We put a lot more value, or at least I personally put a lot more value, on the creative values and creative challenges of something than the commercial necessities.
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If you get the quality right, then the marketability or whatever; your ability to sell videos or your ability to earn money or whatever, will follow naturally.
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For telling a good and incisive religious joke, you should be praised. For telling a bad one, you should be ridiculed and reviled. The idea that you could be prosecuted for the telling of either is quite fantastic.
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If you get the quality right, then the marketability or whatever; your ability to sell videos or your ability to earn money or whatever, will follow naturally.
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Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine.
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I enjoy racing historic motorcars from the ’50s and ’60s.
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A law which attempts to say you can criticize and ridicule ideas as long as they are not religious ideas is a very peculiar law indeed.
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I don’t think you should be too absolutist about what you play and what you don’t play.
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