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The one thing I would never wish it to be thought is that you play serious roles in order to achieve some sort of respectability which you can’t if you’re playing comedic roles.
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Apart from the fact that your physical ability starts to decline, I also think someone in their fifties being childlike becomes a little sad. You’ve got to be careful.
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I’m more critical of the films I make than anyone else.
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Lord, thy one-liners are as good as thy tricks. Thou art indeed an all-round family entertainer.
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What is wrong with inciting intense dislike of a religion if the activities or teachings of that religion are so outrageous, irrational or abusive of human rights that they deserve to be intensely disliked?
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I’m certainly not aware of suppressing more sophisticated ambitions.
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Nope, I don’t enjoy work generally. Not because I’m lazy; it’s just all so stressful and worrying.
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Don’t get too much emotionally attached to anyone.
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But I always feel that whatever I do, I could do better. I suppose it is perfectionism.
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If you get the quality right, then the marketability or whatever; your ability to sell videos or your ability to earn money or whatever, will follow naturally.
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Look, if I’d wanted a lecture on the rights of man, I’d have gone to bed with Martin Luther.
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Mr. Bean is essentially a child trapped in the body of a man. All cultures identify with children in a similar way, so he has this bizarre global outreach.
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The older you get, the more you realise how happenstance has helped to determine your path through life.
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Try to be creatively lead rather than market lead.
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