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I think probably kindness is my number one attribute in a human being. I’ll put it before any of the things like courage or bravery or generosity or anything else.

Roald Dahl

Unless you have been to boarding-school when you are very young, it is absolutely impossible to appreciate the delights of living at home.
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Absolute Appreciation Delight Home Impossible School Young
When I first thought about writing the book Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, I never originally meant to have children in it at all!
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Book Children Writing
And don’t worry about the bits you can’t understand. Sit back and allow the words to wash around you, like music.
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Allow Inspirational Music Positive Understand Wash Worry
Sex is like nose picking. It’s fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it’s disgusting watching someone else doing it.
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Disguise Humour Nose Practice Sex Watch Yourself
Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It’s made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!
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Breakfast Food Humour Pencil
A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly.
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Inspirational One Liner Person Positive Ugly
If the Good Lord intended for us to walk, he wouldn’t have invented rollar skates.
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Humour Intend Invention Lord Walk
There are a whole lot of things in this world of ours you haven’t started wondering about yet.
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Start Wonder World
Give us strength, oh Lord, to let our children starve.
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Children Lord Strave Strength
It is preferable to incur a mild punishment than to perform an onerous task.
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Performance Prefer Punishment Task
What a fortunate fellow I am, I kept telling myself. Nobody has ever had such a lovely time as this!
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Believe Fellow Fortunate Myself Positive Time
It doesn’t matter who you are or what you look like, so long as somebody loves you.
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Couple Love Matter
You can write about anything for children as long as you’ve got humour.
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Book Children Humour Writing
The writer walks out of his workroom in a daze. He wants a drink. He needs it.
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Alcohol Need Room Writer
But it is impossible to replace a person one has loved to distraction.
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Distraction Impossible Love Person replace
Careful those who fight with monsters, that they might become monsters themeselves.
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Care Character Fight Monster

I think probably kindness is my number one attribute in a human being. I’ll put it before any of the things like courage or bravery or generosity or anything else.

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