Two rights don’t equal a left.
ROALD DAHLFairy tales have always got to have something a bit scary for children – as long as you make them laugh as well.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It’s made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!
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f I were a headmaster I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead.
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I am suspicious of both facility and speed.
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Grown ups are complicated creatures, full of quirks and secrets.
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There are a whole lot of things in this world of ours you haven’t started wondering about yet.
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Unless you have been to boarding-school when you are very young, it is absolutely impossible to appreciate the delights of living at home.
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Rainbow drops – suck them and you can spit in six different colours.
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Give us strength, oh Lord, to let our children starve.
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We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.
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Pain was something we were expected to endure. But I doubt very much if you would be entirely happy today if a doctor threw a towel in your face and jumped on you with a knife.
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Don’t gobblefunk around with words.
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I am only 8 years old, I told myself. No little boy of 8 has ever murdered anyone. It’s not possible.
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Never do anything by halves if you want to get away with it. Be outrageous. Go the whole hog. Make sure everything you do is so completely crazy it’s unbelievable.
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All the reading she had done had given her a view of life that they had never seen.
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