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I’m right and you’re wrong, I’m big and you’re small, and there’s nothing you can do about it.

Roald Dahl

Human ‘beans’ is the only animals that is killing their own kind.
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Animal Human Kill
There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there, you’ll be free if you truly wish to be.
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Comparison Freedom Imagination Life Pure True
The writer has to force himself to work. He has to make his own hours and if he doesn’t go to his desk at all there is nobody to scold him.
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Desk Force Himself Scold Writing
I am suspicious of both facility and speed.
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Facility Speed Suspicious Writing
You should never, never doubt something that no one is sure of.
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Doubt Human Nature Relationship Rumor Sure
I’m right and you’re wrong, I’m big and you’re small, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
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Humour Right Wrong
Rainbow drops – suck them and you can spit in six different colours.
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Colour Different Drops Rainbow
Unless you have been to boarding-school when you are very young, it is absolutely impossible to appreciate the delights of living at home.
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Absolute Appreciation Delight Home Impossible School Young
Nowadays you can go anywhere in the world in a few hours, and nothing is fabulous any more.
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Fabulous Flight Journey Travel World
I’m wondering what to read next.
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Book Learning Reading Wonder
It’s a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful.
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Children Disguise Father Funny Imagination Mother Parents Wonderful
It is preferable to incur a mild punishment than to perform an onerous task.
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Performance Prefer Punishment Task
I have a passion for teaching kids to become readers, to become comfortable with a book, not daunted. Books shouldn’t be daunting, they should be funny, exciting and wonderful; and learning to be a reader gives a terrific advantage.
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Advantage Book Comfortable Excitement Kids Learning Passion Reading
And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it.
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Business Eyes Greatness Hide Inspirational Place Secret World
There are a whole lot of things in this world of ours you haven’t started wondering about yet.
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Start Wonder World
Don’t gobblefunk around with words.
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Funny Humour One Liner World

I’m right and you’re wrong, I’m big and you’re small, and there’s nothing you can do about it.

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