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Sex is like nose picking. It’s fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it’s disgusting watching someone else doing it.
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I don’t care if a reader hates one of my stories, just as long as he finishes the book.
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When you’re writing, it’s rather like going on a very long walk.
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For me, the pleasure of writing comes with inventing stories.
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If you are good life is good.
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Me is the only one what won’t be gobbled up because giants is never eating giants.
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The greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places.
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Writing is mainly perspiration, not inspiration.
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Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it.
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Fairy tales have always got to have something a bit scary for children – as long as you make them laugh as well.
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An autobiography is a book a person writes about his own life and it is usually full of all sorts of boring details.
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No book ever ends, when it’s full of your friends.
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Pain was something we were expected to endure. But I doubt very much if you would be entirely happy today if a doctor threw a towel in your face and jumped on you with a knife.
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I began to realize how simple life could be if one had a regular routine to follow with fixed hours, a fixed salary, and very little original thinking to do.
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What a fortunate fellow I am, I kept telling myself. Nobody has ever had such a lovely time as this!
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We all have our moments of brilliance and glory.
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Kindness – that simple word. To be kind – it covers everything, to my mind. If you’re kind that’s it.
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Rainbow drops – suck them and you can spit in six different colours.
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There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there, you’ll be free if you truly wish to be.
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Two hours of writing fiction leaves this writer completely drained. For those two hours he has been in a different place with totally different people.
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Candy is dandy but liqueur is quicker.
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The writer walks out of his workroom in a daze. He wants a drink. He needs it.
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But it is impossible to replace a person one has loved to distraction.
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If the Good Lord intended for us to walk, he wouldn’t have invented rollar skates.
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A life is made up of a great number of small incidents, and a small number of great ones.
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If you are going to get anywhere in life you have to read a lot of books.
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Give us strength, oh Lord, to let our children starve.
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