f I were a headmaster I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead.
ROALD DAHLA writer of fiction lives in fear. Each new day demands new ideas and he can never be sure whether he is going to come up with them or not.
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Writing is mainly perspiration, not inspiration.
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The prime function of the children’s book writer is to write a book that is so absorbing, exciting, funny, fast and beautiful that the child will fall in love with it.
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Careful those who fight with monsters, that they might become monsters themeselves.
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I was glad my father was an eye-smiler. It meant he never gave me a fake smile because it’s impossible to make your eyes twinkle if you aren’t feeling twinkly yourself.
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If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
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A life is made up of a great number of small incidents, and a small number of great ones.
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Somewhere inside all of us is the power to change the world.
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But it is impossible to replace a person one has loved to distraction.
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You chose books, I chose looks . Now see the difference?
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I’m right and you’re wrong, I’m big and you’re small, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
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Fairy tales have always got to have something a bit scary for children – as long as you make them laugh as well.
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You should never, never doubt something that no one is sure of.
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The writer has to force himself to work. He has to make his own hours and if he doesn’t go to his desk at all there is nobody to scold him.
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The reason I collect good ideas is because plots themselves are very difficult indeed to come by.
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I began to realize how important it was to be an enthusiast in life.
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For me, the pleasure of writing comes with inventing stories.
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There are a whole lot of things in this world of ours you haven’t started wondering about yet.
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Perhaps it’s chasing me. But I don’t think it will ever catch me because I am moving fast.
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Life is more fun if you play games.
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Watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you.
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When you’re old enough to write a book for children, by then you’ll have become a grown up and have lost all your jokeyness. Unless you’re an undeveloped adult and still have an enormous amount of childishness in you.
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Pain was something we were expected to endure. But I doubt very much if you would be entirely happy today if a doctor threw a towel in your face and jumped on you with a knife.
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Never do anything by halves if you want to get away with it. Be outrageous. Go the whole hog. Make sure everything you do is so completely crazy it’s unbelievable.
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I have found it impossible to talk to anyone about my problems.
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Two hours of writing fiction leaves this writer completely drained. For those two hours he has been in a different place with totally different people.
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Me is the only one what won’t be gobbled up because giants is never eating giants.
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