Me is the only one what won’t be gobbled up because giants is never eating giants.
ROALD DAHLI began to realize how simple life could be if one had a regular routine to follow with fixed hours, a fixed salary, and very little original thinking to do.
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Candy is dandy but liqueur is quicker.
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I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me.
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Never do anything by halves if you want to get away with it. Be outrageous. Go the whole hog. Make sure everything you do is so completely crazy it’s unbelievable.
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If you are good life is good.
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Life is more fun if you play games.
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f I were a headmaster I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead.
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Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It’s made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!
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If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
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So please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookshelf on the wall.
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You chose books, I chose looks . Now see the difference?
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But it is impossible to replace a person one has loved to distraction.
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A little magic can take you a long way.
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A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly.
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I began to realize how important it was to be an enthusiast in life.
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It is preferable to incur a mild punishment than to perform an onerous task.
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