If you are good life is good.
ROALD DAHLYou chose books, I chose looks . Now see the difference?
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Never do anything by halves if you want to get away with it. Be outrageous. Go the whole hog. Make sure everything you do is so completely crazy it’s unbelievable.
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It is preferable to incur a mild punishment than to perform an onerous task.
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Me is the only one what won’t be gobbled up because giants is never eating giants.
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What a fortunate fellow I am, I kept telling myself. Nobody has ever had such a lovely time as this!
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Grown ups are complicated creatures, full of quirks and secrets.
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Fairy tales have always got to have something a bit scary for children – as long as you make them laugh as well.
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I doubt I would have written a line, unless some minor tragedy had sort of twisted my mind out of the normal rut.
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I’ve always said to myself that if a little pocket calculator can do it why shouldn’t I?
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If you are good life is good.
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I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me.
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Unless you have been to boarding-school when you are very young, it is absolutely impossible to appreciate the delights of living at home.
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We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.
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Give us strength, oh Lord, to let our children starve.
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Some children are spoiled and it is not their fault, it is their parents.
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You should never, never doubt something that no one is sure of.
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Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it.
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Candy is dandy but liqueur is quicker.
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I think probably kindness is my number one attribute in a human being. I’ll put it before any of the things like courage or bravery or generosity or anything else.
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Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It’s made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!
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The reason I collect good ideas is because plots themselves are very difficult indeed to come by.
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A writer of fiction lives in fear. Each new day demands new ideas and he can never be sure whether he is going to come up with them or not.
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Careful those who fight with monsters, that they might become monsters themeselves.
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When you grow up and have children of your own, do please remember something important: a stodgy parent is no fun at all. What a child wants and deserves is a parent who is sparky.
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Though my father was Norwegian, he always wrote his diaries in perfect English.
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I was glad my father was an eye-smiler. It meant he never gave me a fake smile because it’s impossible to make your eyes twinkle if you aren’t feeling twinkly yourself.
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It’s a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful.
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