f I were a headmaster I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead.
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More Roald Dahl Quotes
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Then suddenly, he was struck by a powerful but simple little truth, and it was this: that English grammar is governed by rules that are almost mathematical in their strictness!
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If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
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The reason I collect good ideas is because plots themselves are very difficult indeed to come by.
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The writer walks out of his workroom in a daze. He wants a drink. He needs it.
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I doubt I would have written a line, unless some minor tragedy had sort of twisted my mind out of the normal rut.
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Though my father was Norwegian, he always wrote his diaries in perfect English.
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Candy is dandy but liqueur is quicker.
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When writing about oneself, one must strive to be truthful. Truth is more important than modesty.
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I have found it impossible to talk to anyone about my problems.
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I began to realize how simple life could be if one had a regular routine to follow with fixed hours, a fixed salary, and very little original thinking to do.
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All the reading she had done had given her a view of life that they had never seen.
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If you are going to get anywhere in life you have to read a lot of books.
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I’m right and you’re wrong, I’m big and you’re small, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
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I’ve heard tell that what you imagine sometimes comes true.
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I’ve always said to myself that if a little pocket calculator can do it why shouldn’t I?
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