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The writer has to force himself to work. He has to make his own hours and if he doesn’t go to his desk at all there is nobody to scold him.

Roald Dahl

Human ‘beans’ is the only animals that is killing their own kind.
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Animal Human Kill
We all have our moments of brilliance and glory.
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Brillance Glory Moments One Liner
Sex is like nose picking. It’s fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it’s disgusting watching someone else doing it.
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Disguise Humour Nose Practice Sex Watch Yourself
I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me.
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Annoy Children Deliberate Grow Up Humour Understand
When writing about oneself, one must strive to be truthful. Truth is more important than modesty.
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Important Modesty Oneself Strive Truth Writing
When you’re writing, it’s rather like going on a very long walk.
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Walk Writing
A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly.
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Inspirational One Liner Person Positive Ugly
I’m wondering what to read next.
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Book Learning Reading Wonder
Candy is dandy but liqueur is quicker.
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Alcohol Candy Humour One Liner Quick
Kindness – that simple word. To be kind – it covers everything, to my mind. If you’re kind that’s it.
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Courtesy Kindness Mind Positive
I have a passion for teaching kids to become readers, to become comfortable with a book, not daunted. Books shouldn’t be daunting, they should be funny, exciting and wonderful; and learning to be a reader gives a terrific advantage.
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Advantage Book Comfortable Excitement Kids Learning Passion Reading
I’ve heard tell that what you imagine sometimes comes true.
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Come Dreams Imagination Inspirational True
Having power is not nearly as important as what you choose to do with it.
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Choose Important Inspirational Power
The walls were wet and sticky, and peach juice was dripping from the ceiling. James opened his mouth and caught some of it on his tongue. It tasted delicious.
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Delicious Food Juice Taste Wall
Rainbow drops – suck them and you can spit in six different colours.
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Colour Different Drops Rainbow
A life is made up of a great number of small incidents, and a small number of great ones.
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Greatmess Incident Life Number

The writer has to force himself to work. He has to make his own hours and if he doesn’t go to his desk at all there is nobody to scold him.

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The writer has to force himself to work. He has to make his own hours and if he doesn’t go to his desk at all there is nobody to scold him.

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