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If the Good Lord intended for us to walk, he wouldn’t have invented rollar skates.

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The greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places.
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You should never, never doubt something that no one is sure of.
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Candy is dandy but liqueur is quicker.
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So please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookshelf on the wall.
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If you are good life is good.
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When you’re writing, it’s rather like going on a very long walk.
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Two hours of writing fiction leaves this writer completely drained. For those two hours he has been in a different place with totally different people.
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A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly.
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I’m wondering what to read next.
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I’ve always said to myself that if a little pocket calculator can do it why shouldn’t I?
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