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An autobiography is a book a person writes about his own life and it is usually full of all sorts of boring details.

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Marilyn Monroe Paulo Coelho Abraham Lincoln C. S. Lewis Khalil Gibran Charlie Chaplin Gautama Buddha Isaac Newton

lalalalalalallalalallalalalal have nothing to say.
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Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it.
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Don’t gobblefunk around with words.
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The snozberries taste like snozberries!
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There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there, you’ll be free if you truly wish to be.
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The prime function of the children’s book writer is to write a book that is so absorbing, exciting, funny, fast and beautiful that the child will fall in love with it.
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Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It’s made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!
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Never do anything by halves if you want to get away with it. Be outrageous. Go the whole hog. Make sure everything you do is so completely crazy it’s unbelievable.
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Then suddenly, he was struck by a powerful but simple little truth, and it was this: that English grammar is governed by rules that are almost mathematical in their strictness!
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I doubt I would have written a line, unless some minor tragedy had sort of twisted my mind out of the normal rut.
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I have found it impossible to talk to anyone about my problems.
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Finding Impossible Problem Talk
I do have a blurred memory of sitting on the stairs and trying over and over again to tie one of my shoelaces, but that is all that comes back to me of school itself.
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Memories School Shoes Stair
Writing is mainly perspiration, not inspiration.
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Good writing is essentially rewriting.
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If I had my way, I’d remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead.
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Somewhere inside all of us is the power to change the world.
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When I first thought about writing the book Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, I never originally meant to have children in it at all!
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Nowadays you can go anywhere in the world in a few hours, and nothing is fabulous any more.
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Fabulous Flight Journey Travel World
The greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places.
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Grown ups are complicated creatures, full of quirks and secrets.
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There is no place I know that compares to pure imagination.
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I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me.
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We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.
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The writer walks out of his workroom in a daze. He wants a drink. He needs it.
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Alcohol Need Room Writer
But it is impossible to replace a person one has loved to distraction.
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Distraction Impossible Love Person replace
A little magic can take you a long way.
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I don’t care if a reader hates one of my stories, just as long as he finishes the book.
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