It’s a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful.
ROALD DAHLThere is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there, you’ll be free if you truly wish to be.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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f I were a headmaster I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead.
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Obscurity is never a virtue.
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I’m wondering what to read next.
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The writer has to force himself to work. He has to make his own hours and if he doesn’t go to his desk at all there is nobody to scold him.
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I’m right and you’re wrong, I’m big and you’re small, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
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If the Good Lord intended for us to walk, he wouldn’t have invented rollar skates.
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I began to realize how simple life could be if one had a regular routine to follow with fixed hours, a fixed salary, and very little original thinking to do.
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And don’t worry about the bits you can’t understand. Sit back and allow the words to wash around you, like music.
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Two hours of writing fiction leaves this writer completely drained. For those two hours he has been in a different place with totally different people.
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Nowadays you can go anywhere in the world in a few hours, and nothing is fabulous any more.
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Some children are spoiled and it is not their fault, it is their parents.
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The writer walks out of his workroom in a daze. He wants a drink. He needs it.
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Never do anything by halves if you want to get away with it. Be outrageous. Go the whole hog. Make sure everything you do is so completely crazy it’s unbelievable.
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There is no place I know that compares to pure imagination.
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