Some children are spoiled and it is not their fault, it is their parents.
ROALD DAHLf I were a headmaster I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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Obscurity is never a virtue.
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It doesn’t matter who you are or what you look like, so long as somebody loves you.
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I am suspicious of both facility and speed.
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Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it.
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I began to realize how important it was to be an enthusiast in life.
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The greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places.
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Me is the only one what won’t be gobbled up because giants is never eating giants.
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It’s a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful.
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Good writing is essentially rewriting.
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If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
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What a fortunate fellow I am, I kept telling myself. Nobody has ever had such a lovely time as this!
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And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it.
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The writer walks out of his workroom in a daze. He wants a drink. He needs it.
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I understand what you’re saying, and your comments are valuable, but I’m gonna ignore your advice.
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Kindness – that simple word. To be kind – it covers everything, to my mind. If you’re kind that’s it.
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