Before I speak, I have something important to say.
GROUCHO MARXThe secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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