Any place I hang my head is home.
GROUCHO MARXJust give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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