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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.

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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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Interesting Reality Sense Theory
Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Beat Confidence Goodness Head Mind Revenge War
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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Exception Face Forget Humour
I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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Hang Head Home One Liner Place
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Funny Missing One Liner Women
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Enough Inspirational Mistake Yourself
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Die Forever Inspirational One Liner Positive Try
All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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Born Democracy People Republic
She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Funny Love Man Myself
While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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Choose Happiness Misery Money
If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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Closer Holding Love One Liner Romance
I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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Crazy Decent Life Meal Place Reality
Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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Die Halfway Heaven One Liner West
Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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Humour Meet Night Own Theater

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