Room service? Send up a larger room.
GROUCHO MARXI love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
GROUCHO MARX