I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
GROUCHO MARXBefore I speak, I have something important to say.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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I only write first editions.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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