If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
GROUCHO MARXBlessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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