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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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Art Humour Water
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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Freedom Money Thinking
I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Attitude Confidence
Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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Funny Girlfriend Meet Naughty Wife
Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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Billion Birthday Cells Life One Liner
A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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Feeling Man Naughty One Liner Sex Woman
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Enough Learning Mistake Yourself
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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Elephant Funny Humour Morning Pajama
Any place I hang my head is home.
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Hang Head Home One Liner Place
She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Funny Love Man Myself
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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Best Friend Book Darkness Dog Friendship Read
Room service? Send up a larger room.
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Funny Hotel Humour Room Service
When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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Best Friend Friendship Funny Goodness Jail Try
Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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Bed Inspirational Lazy One Liner Worth
Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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Birthday Live Old Problem
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Enough Inspirational Mistake Yourself
I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Cigar Love Mouth Relationship
Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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Die Halfway Heaven One Liner West
Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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Love Man Romance Room
I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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Education Love One Liner Reading
All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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Born Democracy People Republic
Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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Arrive Dead Future Happiness Inspirational Life Past Present
You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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Huff Humour Leave
We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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Drunk Febuary Morning

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