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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx Time wounds all heels.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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