Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
GROUCHO MARXLove flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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