Go, and never darken my towels again.
GROUCHO MARXHere’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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