Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
GROUCHO MARXLife is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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I only write first editions.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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