Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
GROUCHO MARXLife is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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All geniuses die young.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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