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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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Time wounds all heels.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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All geniuses die young.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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