Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
GROUCHO MARXIf you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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