A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
GROUCHO MARXIf you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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