Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
GROUCHO MARXI am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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