“I must admit, I was born at an early age.”

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.

You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.

A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy

Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.

I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while

Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.

From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

Time wounds all heels.

A man is known by his books, his friends and the mistakes he admits.

You will never grow if you can’t admit your wrongs and learn from your mistakes.

I’ll admit I’m not perfect I’m like an angel fallen from grace. I’ve been a sinner and a saint.

The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.

I admit that I’m rich & I’m lit.

Maybe admitting you need a break will give someone else the space to take one too.

Every man who repeats the dogma of Mill that one country is no fit to rule another country must admit that one class is not fit to rule another class.

A mistake is valuable if you do four things with it: recognize it, admit it, learn from it, forget it.