Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
GROUCHO MARXIf a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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