Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
GROUCHO MARXQuote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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