Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
GROUCHO MARXMan does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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