Groucho Marx on best friend
Groucho Marx98 quotes“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.”
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Groucho MarxGroucho Marx Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx Go, and never darken my towels again.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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