Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
GROUCHO MARXThose are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Time wounds all heels.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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