I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
GROUCHO MARXGetting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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