I only write first editions.
GROUCHO MARXGetting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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