She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
GROUCHO MARXMilitary intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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