I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
GROUCHO MARXMilitary intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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