I must admit, I was born at an early age.
GROUCHO MARXMilitary justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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All geniuses die young.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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