“Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.”

In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?

Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.

Any place I hang my head is home.

Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.

We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.

Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!

The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.

My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.

If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.

I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

The word ‘arrested,’ this is semantics. This was all arranged in advance. I was voluntarily processed.

A sense of humor is helpful for those who would advance social change.

A sense of humor is helpful for those who would advance social change.

Freedom of thought is best promoted by the gradual illumination of men’s minds which follows from the advance of science.

When we point to obstacles we inhibit progress. When we offer solutions we advance.

The anvil of justice is planted firm, and fate who makes the sword does the forging in advance.

Advances in medicine and agriculture have saved vastly more lives than have been lost in all the wars in history.

Reacting in anger or annoyance will not advance one’s ability to persuade.