Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
GROUCHO MARXMost young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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