The only real laughter comes from despair.
GROUCHO MARXAny place I hang my head is home.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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All geniuses die young.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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