If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
GROUCHO MARXAny place I hang my head is home.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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