Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
GROUCHO MARXEveryone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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