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All geniuses die young.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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