All geniuses die young.
GROUCHO MARXHe may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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