Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
GROUCHO MARX
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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