Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
GROUCHO MARXHe may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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