Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
GROUCHO MARXA child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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Time wounds all heels.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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