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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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