Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
GROUCHO MARXAnything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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Time wounds all heels.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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