So many books, so little time.
FRANK ZAPPADon’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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One size does not fit all.
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There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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To me absurdity is the only reality.
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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Music is always a commentary on society.
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You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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